ITALIAN CHAP AT SILVERSTONE 1998 TURNED OUT TO BE A COCKNEY!

“Do you remember Ronnie Pudding who drove for Ferrari?”

Oh yes mate, won in America didn’t he.Beat that American geezer Andretti.

RONNIES FATHER

After he left school i thought he would become some soft southern type with all this travelling he did, and he did!.

PADDY HOPKIRK “NOT THAT ONE” RACE ENGINNEER

Ronnie always studiously set his car up, he said you cant beat a hard ride, a soft ones no use to anybody.

NORMAN STILES SCOUT LEADER

I remember young Ronald, always impeccably turned out with ruler straight ironed seams on his shorts.

GORDON ENTWHISLE GARAGE MECHANIC

Yes i remember the Puddings. I worked on their Ford Anglia, that horrible sky blue colour if i remember righly.

RONNIES MOTHER

Ronnie always had a very delicate but forceful touch.I think its all in the wrist, his father had it also.

KEVIN RONNIES MATE

He had the biggest sideburns of anybody in our gang, they were frightening.

MRS NESBITT DAUGHTER OF RONNIES MOTHERS OLD EMPLOYER

Ive never seen anyone eat so much cheese, he was addicted to the stuff if thats possible!.He should have been sponsored by edam and not one of these fag companys.

RUPERT C. DORKINS INVENTOR OF THE RCD PLUG

Thanks to Ronnies unfortunate and tragic death, advances in garden safety have come on in leaps and bounds.